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someguy
05-20-2011, 06:00 PM
Your objective is to ban the poster above you from the forums for whatever reason you deem fit. And don't forget to quote the previous ban. As long as it's cordial, in the spirit of the TOS and funny...

Example:

Poster 1: "Game starting post."
Poster 2: "Banned for starting the stupidest game in existance."
Poster 3: "Banned for spelling "existence" wrong."
Poster 4: "Banned for being a spelling/grammar nazi."
Etc. Etc.

Anyway, let the game begin!

Ramah
05-21-2011, 08:36 AM
The above poster has been banned from this forum due to lying about his location.

Steel General
05-21-2011, 10:04 AM
The above poster has been banned from this forum due to lying about his location.

The poster above should be banned for illegal trafficking with clowns...

ravells
05-21-2011, 11:10 AM
The poster above should be banned for grasping things that don't belong to him without permission.

Lathorien
05-21-2011, 01:33 PM
The poster above should be banned for grasping things that don't belong to him without permission.

The poster above should be banned for trying to ban a community leader.

Clercon
05-21-2011, 02:26 PM
The poster above should be banned for trying to ban a community leader.

The user above should be banned for trying to save a community leader.

someguy
05-21-2011, 06:56 PM
The user above should be banned for trying to save a community leader.
The poster above should be banned for banning the poster that banned the poster that forgot to quote the post of the poster he banned!

Diamond
05-21-2011, 09:22 PM
The poster above should be banned for banning the poster that banned the poster that forgot to quote the post of the poster he banned!

Banned for unnecessary confusion.

Ghostman
05-22-2011, 05:06 AM
Banned for unnecessary confusion.

The poster above should be banned for not appreciating the humor inherent in confusion.

LonewandererD
05-22-2011, 05:19 AM
The poster above should be banned for not appreciating the humor inherent in confusion.

The above poster should be banned for stealing my line.

-D-

Djekspek
05-22-2011, 06:44 AM
The above poster should be banned for stealing my line.
Please ban this guy for claiming ownership over a basic geometric shape, which is not subject to copyright protection.

Hai-Etlik
05-22-2011, 08:19 AM
Please ban this guy for claiming ownership over a basic geometric shape, which is not subject to copyright protection.

The above poster should be banned for equivocating.

timallen
05-22-2011, 10:21 AM
The above poster should be banned for equivocating.

The above poster should be banned for trying to induce Grammatical Inferiority by using the word "equivocating".

wally-d-feed
05-22-2011, 10:35 AM
The above poster should be banned for trying to induce Grammatical Inferiority by using the word "equivocating".

The above poster should be banned for accusing someone of inducing grammatical inferiority though he actually induces lexical inferiority and for being lexical inferior.

Wonko the Sane
05-22-2011, 11:02 AM
The above poster should be banned for accusing someone of inducing grammatical inferiority though he actually induces lexical inferiority and for being lexical inferior.

The above poster should be banned for posting from Germany and failing to mention his devotion to David Hasselhoff.

(I do like the Magellan joke though. :))

wally-d-feed
05-22-2011, 11:31 AM
the above user should be banned for the incitement of the people of my country as well as his desperate attempt to recruit new members for his David Hasselhoff Fan Club

(thanks! :) )

LonewandererD
05-22-2011, 11:40 AM
the above user should be banned for the incitement of the people of my country as well as his desperate attempt to recruit new members for his David Hasselhoff Fan Club

(thanks! :) )

The above user should be banned for thinking that David Hasselhof is still cool enough to have a fan club.

-D-

Ghostman
05-22-2011, 02:42 PM
The above user should be banned for thinking that David Hasselhof is still cool enough to have a fan club.

The above user should be banned for typing the name of David Hasselhoff with only one 'f'.

Clercon
05-22-2011, 02:44 PM
The above user should be banned for typing the name of David Hasselhoff with only one 'f'.

The user above should be banned for knowing how David Hasselhoff is spelt.

wally-d-feed
05-22-2011, 04:44 PM
The person above me should be banned for the fifth ban-request in a row that involves an 80s TV show actor that by far has been given enough credit to in this thread

Diamond
05-22-2011, 10:43 PM
The person above me should be banned for the fifth ban-request in a row that involves an 80s TV show actor that by far has been given enough credit to in this thread

Banned for failing to respect the Hoff.

LonewandererD
05-23-2011, 12:19 AM
Banned for failing to respect the Hoff.

Banned for not respecting the "Hoff's" full name and keeping him present in this thread.

-D-

danjr
05-23-2011, 12:32 AM
Banned for not respecting the "Hoff's" full name and keeping him present in this thread.

-D-


Banned for even mentioning that Baywatch dudes moniker.

Wonko the Sane
05-23-2011, 01:19 AM
Banned for even mentioning that Baywatch dudes moniker.

The above poster should be banned for mentioning Baywatch and making me Google pictures of Pamela Anderson instead of working on maps like a good little cartographer.

Mark Oliva
05-23-2011, 05:17 AM
The above poster should be banned for mentioning Baywatch and making me Google pictures of Pamela Anderson instead of working on maps like a good little cartographer.

The above poster should be banned for telling us he googles pictures of an old (and usually naked) lady rather than making a fitting ancient style map of her contours.

ravells
05-23-2011, 03:09 PM
The above poster should be banned for telling us he googles pictures of an old (and usually naked) lady rather than making a fitting ancient style map of her contours.

The above poster should be banned on the ground that mountains based on Pamela Anderson's contours are likely to be artificial and unconvincing.

geamon
05-23-2011, 04:03 PM
The above poster should be banned on the ground that mountains based on Pamela Anderson's contours are likely to be artificial and unconvincing.

The above poster should be banned on the ground that said mountains based on Pamela Anderson's contours are more likely to be burial mounds and definitely man made.

Greason Wolfe
05-23-2011, 10:22 PM
The above poster should be banned on the ground that said mountains based on Pamela Anderson's contours are more likely to be burial mounds and definitely man made.

The above poster should be banned for failing to mention that while most definitely man-made such mountains do, indeed, quake like the real thing when said terrain runs along the beach.

danjr
05-24-2011, 09:25 AM
Greason Wolfe should be banned for distracting me from thinking of Pamela Anderson's mountains. Also for talking about mountains and terrain a cartographic way, this is the general discussion forum and that is totally off-topic!

Diamond
05-25-2011, 12:18 PM
Greason Wolfe should be banned for distracting me from thinking of Pamela Anderson's mountains. Also for talking about mountains and terrain a cartographic way, this is the general discussion forum and that is totally off-topic!

Banned for banning GW for two reasons.

wally-d-feed
05-25-2011, 01:28 PM
Banned for banning GW for two reasons.

Banned for banning someone for banning someone else for two reasons, as it has never been said that we weren't allowed to ban someone for more than one reason.

Diamond
05-25-2011, 02:39 PM
Banned for banning someone for banning someone else for two reasons, as it has never been said that we weren't allowed to ban someone for more than one reason.

Banned for over-explanation. :D

jtougas
05-25-2011, 03:28 PM
Banned for over-explanation. :D

Banned for assuming we all didn't need a overly explanatory explanation. :)

Steel General
05-26-2011, 06:42 AM
Banned for assuming we all didn't need a overly explanatory explanation. :)

The above poster should be banned because I said so! :D

tilt
05-26-2011, 07:00 AM
The above poster should be banned because I said so! :D

Banned for being to decisive ;)

Greason Wolfe
05-26-2011, 09:35 AM
Banned for being to decisive ;)

Banned for not being too decisive enough

LonewandererD
05-26-2011, 11:01 AM
Banned for not being too decisive enough

Banned for challenging a community leader and donor.

-D-

Greason Wolfe
05-26-2011, 11:58 AM
Banned for challenging a community leader and donor.

-D-

Banned for using a previously used excuse (banning a Community Leader) as an excuse to ban. :D

timallen
05-26-2011, 12:07 PM
Banned for using a previously used excuse (banning a Community Leader) as an excuse to ban.

Please ban the above poster for enjoying the banning process too much (as evidenced by the purple smiley); Banning is a serious and solemn event .

mearrin69
05-26-2011, 12:39 PM
Please ban the above poster for enjoying the banning process too much (as evidenced by the purple smiley); Banning is a serious and solemn event .

Banned for using the name "timallen" with no accompanying caveman grunts.

Greason Wolfe
05-26-2011, 01:54 PM
Banned for using the name "timallen" with no accompanying caveman grunts.

Banned for inadvertently (or perhaps on purpose? :D ) returning us to the man-made mountains of Pamela Anderson on Tool Time.

tilt
05-26-2011, 02:37 PM
Banned for inadvertently (or perhaps on purpose? :D ) returning us to the man-made mountains of Pamela Anderson on Tool Time.

The above user is banned for not wanting to return to Pamela Andersons Mountains.

someguy
05-28-2011, 06:57 PM
The above user is banned for not wanting to return to Pamela Andersons Mountains.Banned for dragging us back into a joke loop.

Diamond
06-01-2011, 12:51 PM
Banned for dragging us back into a joke loop.

Banned for posting on May 28.

vman3force
06-01-2011, 01:22 PM
Banned for posting on May 28.

Banned for posting on a day other than May 28

ravells
06-01-2011, 04:37 PM
Banned for posting on a day other than May 28

Ban this poster for exploiting children in his avatar.

timallen
06-01-2011, 04:49 PM
Ban this poster for exploiting children in his avatar.

Please ban the above poster for mentioning Avatar, the most over-hyped movie in history.

Diamond
06-01-2011, 11:12 PM
Please ban the above poster for mentioning Avatar, the most over-hyped movie in history.

Banned for saying something I can't really disagree with.

Mark Oliva
06-01-2011, 11:28 PM
Banned for saying something I can't really disagree with.

Banned for saying something I can really disagree with.

walterful
06-01-2011, 11:36 PM
Banned for saying something I can really disagree with.

Banned for being a disagreeable contrarian.

Hai-Etlik
06-01-2011, 11:56 PM
Banned for being a disagreeable contrarian.

Banned for complaining about being a disagreeable contrarian when that is in fact the point of the thread.

Diamond
06-06-2011, 10:55 PM
Banned for complaining about being a disagreeable contrarian when that is in fact the point of the thread.

Banned for killing the thread.

Juggernaut1981
06-06-2011, 11:11 PM
Banned for killing the thread.
Banned for interfering with a penguin in a public place.

Mark Oliva
06-06-2011, 11:37 PM
Banned for interfering with a penguin in a public place.

Banned for interfering with a kangaroo in a public place.

Coyotemax
06-07-2011, 01:02 AM
Banned for interfering with a kangaroo in a public place.


Banned for using the word "kangaroo"

Hai-Etlik
06-07-2011, 01:28 AM
Banned for using the word "kangaroo"

Banned for putting a marsupial in quotation marks.

LonewandererD
06-07-2011, 01:56 AM
Banned for putting a marsupial in quotation marks.

Banned for thinking our awesome marsupials don't need quotation marks.

-D-

mearrin69
06-07-2011, 02:41 AM
Banned for thinking our awesome marsupials don't need quotation marks.


Banned for inflating the egos of already ego-inflated mammals.
M

Clercon
06-07-2011, 03:42 AM
Banned for inflating the egos of already ego-inflated mammals.
M

Banned for mentioning mammals.

Ghostman
06-07-2011, 08:49 AM
Banned for mentioning mammals.

Banned for evident mammaryphobia.

LonewandererD
06-07-2011, 11:10 AM
Banned for evident mammaryphobia.

Banned for inventing a false phobia that would actually mean irrational fear of breasts.

-D-

Steel General
06-07-2011, 11:14 AM
Banned for inventing a false phobia that would actually mean irrational fear of breasts.

-D-

Banned because the voices in my head told me to do it.

su_liam
06-07-2011, 01:58 PM
Banned because the voices in my head told me to do it.

Banned for mental health reasons.

His? Mine? Who knows.

walterful
06-07-2011, 07:40 PM
Banned for mental health reasons.

His? Mine? Who knows.

Banned for insensitivity to a community leader's obvious mental health dysfunctions.

danjr
06-08-2011, 02:31 AM
Banned for coming to the defence (sucking up to a) of a community leader, without permission or valid citeria proving or disproving the obvious mental health dysfunction. The dysfunctional person may actually be perfectly sane, whilst you yourself are not completely sane. Thus your perception of who is or isn't sane is now up to internal debate among your many psychosis. One half is now pondering the though of unbanning whilst the other is thinking of banning yourself and everyone else who doesn't share one of your two diametrically opposed ethos. Those ethos are now debating whether or not anything is real, let alone possible mental dysfunctions of people who may or may not exist. Or if anything at all exists, in time or space. Though if it existed in time could it exist without space, cause if you think of something it now can exist in space, be it only mental space. Returning us to the point of ...........hmmmm anyone else smell those freshly baked shortbread cookies?

Juggernaut1981
06-08-2011, 02:40 AM
Banned for coming to the defence (sucking up to a) of a community leader, without permission or valid citeria proving or disproving the obvious mental health dysfunction. The dysfunctional person may actually be perfectly sane, whilst you yourself are not completely sane. Thus your perception of who is or isn't sane is now up to internal debate among your many psychosis. One half is now pondering the though of unbanning whilst the other is thinking of banning yourself and everyone else who doesn't share one of your two diametrically opposed ethos. Those ethos are now debating whether or not anything is real, let alone possible mental dysfunctions of people who may or may not exist. Or if anything at all exists, in time or space. Though if it existed in time could it exist without space, cause if you think of something it now can exist in space, be it only mental space. Returning us to the point of ...........hmmmm anyone else smell those freshly baked shortbread cookies?
Banning for taking to long to get to the point.

walterful
06-08-2011, 11:56 AM
Banning for taking to long to get to the point.

Banned for not getting the cookies first before banning.

LonewandererD
06-08-2011, 12:44 PM
Banned for not getting the cookies first before banning.

Banned for making me hungry.

-D-

bartmoss
06-08-2011, 01:50 PM
Banned for making me hungry.

Banned for not eating your meals.

Diamond
06-08-2011, 04:07 PM
Banned for not eating your meals.

Banned for being insensitive to anorexics.

Mark Oliva
06-08-2011, 11:19 PM
Banned for being insensitive to anorexics.

Banned for being sensitive to anorexics

Juggernaut1981
06-09-2011, 12:01 AM
Banned for being a Bavarian that isn't a Chocolate Bavarian!

bartmoss
06-09-2011, 12:43 AM
Banned for being a Bavarian that isn't a Chocolate Bavarian!

Banned for confectionery stereotyping.

flocko
06-09-2011, 02:03 AM
Banned for confectionery stereotyping.

Banned for being an oversensitive berliner.

Diamond
06-09-2011, 02:20 AM
Banned for being an oversensitive berliner.

Banned for not including Seagulls.



(Sorry; I couldn't help it. :D)

Steel General
06-09-2011, 07:35 AM
Banned for not including Seagulls.
(Sorry; I couldn't help it. :D)

Banned for reminding me of "Flock of Seagulls"

...Now the song "I Ran" will be going thru my head all day :P

Hai-Etlik
06-09-2011, 08:41 AM
Banned for reminding me of "Flock of Seagulls"

...Now the song "I Ran" will be going thru my head all day :P

Banned for helping this thread go to the birds.

bartmoss
06-09-2011, 09:58 AM
Banned for helping this thread go to the birds.

Banned for not taking this thread seriously.

Omnigeek6
06-09-2011, 03:39 PM
Banned for not taking this thread seriously.

Banned for thinking the internet is serious business.

ravells
06-09-2011, 03:50 PM
Banned for thinking the internet is serious business.

Banned for not listing his/her software or location in his/her profile.

walterful
06-09-2011, 05:25 PM
Banned for not listing his/her software or location in his/her profile.

Banned for being way too nosey about someone else's personal information.

Master TMO
06-09-2011, 06:00 PM
Banned for being way too nosey about someone else's personal information.

Banned for making me think to come up with a fitting reply at quitting time.

bartmoss
06-09-2011, 09:22 PM
Banned for making me think to come up with a fitting reply at quitting time.

Banned for quitting too casually.

Ascension
06-09-2011, 09:50 PM
I'm just going to ban everyone for trying to stretch something that should have died long ago.

Master TMO
06-09-2011, 10:19 PM
I'm just going to ban everyone for trying to stretch something that should have died long ago.

Banned for being a spoilsport? ;)

LonewandererD
06-09-2011, 10:41 PM
Banned for being a spoilsport? ;)

Banned for being indecisive about your answer.

-D-

bartmoss
06-09-2011, 11:11 PM
Banned for being indecisive about your answer.


Banned for not being supportive of the previous poster.

Mark Oliva
06-09-2011, 11:54 PM
Banned for not being supportive of the previous poster.

Banned for being Prussian.

Juggernaut1981
06-10-2011, 04:19 AM
Banned for being Prussian.
Banned for not mentioning another band in this thread...

danjr
06-10-2011, 09:21 AM
I was thinking of not banning you, but know I'd probably get banned for that. So I guess I have to give you a ban for using ... and leaving us to figure out what you were going to follow it up with.

bartmoss
06-10-2011, 10:35 AM
I was thinking of not banning you, but know I'd probably get banned for that. So I guess I have to give you a ban for using ... and leaving us to figure out what you were going to follow it up with.

Banned for groundlessly banning other users.

Juggernaut1981
06-11-2011, 02:42 AM
Banned for groundlessly banning other users.
Banned for apparently not realising that it is the point of this thread.

Diamond
06-11-2011, 12:46 PM
Banned for apparently not realising that it is the point of this thread.

Banned for thinking this thread has a point.

Clercon
06-11-2011, 02:27 PM
Banned for thinking this thread has a point.

Banned for claiming that someone writing in this thread is thinking.

jtougas
06-11-2011, 09:35 PM
Banned for claiming that someone writing in this thread is thinking.

Banned for thinking that someone in this thread is writing about thinking in this thread. :)

Hai-Etlik
06-12-2011, 07:32 AM
Banned for thinking that someone in this thread is writing about thinking in this thread. :)

Banned for writing about thinking about writing about thinking.

Steel General
06-12-2011, 07:58 AM
Banned for writing about thinking about writing about thinking.

Banned for banning's sake.

bartmoss
06-12-2011, 04:48 PM
Banned for banning's sake.

Banned for trivializing banning.

a2area
06-12-2011, 06:53 PM
Banned for trivializing banning.
Banned for making inflammatory accusations.

Mark Oliva
06-12-2011, 11:28 PM
Banned for making inflammatory accusations.

Banned for not making inflammatory accusations

Ghostman
06-13-2011, 09:42 AM
The previous poster is banned 'cause I felt like swinging the ol' Banhammer a bit.
http://i609.photobucket.com/albums/tt178/Lugia_rin/banhammer.jpg

bartmoss
06-13-2011, 03:32 PM
The previous poster is banned 'cause I felt like swinging the ol' Banhammer a bit.
http://i609.photobucket.com/albums/tt178/Lugia_rin/banhammer.jpg

Banned for not quoting the previous poster.

Hai-Etlik
06-13-2011, 08:04 PM
Banned for not quoting the previous poster.

Banned for not removing the image from the quoted material from the previous post.

Mark Oliva
06-14-2011, 12:20 AM
Banned for not removing the image from the quoted material from the previous post.

Banned for removing the image from the quoted material from the previous post.

http://i609.photobucket.com/albums/tt178/Lugia_rin/banhammer.jpg

Juggernaut1981
06-14-2011, 06:00 AM
Banned for removing the image from the quoted material from the previous post.
Banned for a lack of originality in his banning.

ravells
06-14-2011, 08:35 AM
Heh, the irony of this thread is that in all of its existence we have only had to ban one person from the forum (who wasn't a spammer).

LonewandererD
06-14-2011, 08:47 AM
Heh, the irony of this thread is that in all of its existence we have only had to ban one person from the forum (who wasn't a spammer).

Although that is an interesting fact and even though I enjoy irony you are banned for breaking from the rules of the ban game.

-D-

Mark Oliva
06-14-2011, 03:16 PM
Banned for a lack of originality in his banning.

Banned for thinking this thread has anything to do with originality (or anything else, for that matter).

Ascension
06-14-2011, 03:42 PM
Can we kill this yet?

ravells
06-14-2011, 04:56 PM
We could just lock the thread! :)

danjr
06-14-2011, 07:53 PM
Can we kill this yet?



We could just lock the thread! :)


ha ha DOUBLE BAN! For not having fun with the banning game and being general over all sticks in the mud.

Juggernaut1981
06-15-2011, 06:03 PM
ha ha DOUBLE BAN! For not having fun with the banning game and being general over all sticks in the mud.
Banned for being greedy about banning people!

bartmoss
06-15-2011, 07:12 PM
Banned for being greedy about banning people!

Banned for not letting previous poster enjoy his double ban.

Mark Oliva
06-15-2011, 11:16 PM
Banned for being greedy about banning people!


Also banned for being greedy about banning people!

Ghostman
06-16-2011, 07:16 AM
Also banned for being greedy about banning people!

Banned for recycling the reason for a banning!

Wonko the Sane
06-16-2011, 07:35 AM
Banned for recycling the reason for a banning!

Banned for being against recycling.

DarkAbyssKeeper
06-16-2011, 08:01 AM
Banned for being against recycling.

Banned for being a hippy!

Juggernaut1981
06-16-2011, 08:55 AM
Banned for being a hippy!
Banned for NOT being a hippy!

bartmoss
06-16-2011, 05:13 PM
Banned for NOT being a hippy!

Banned for misspelling "Hippie". Previous poster too.

Mark Oliva
06-16-2011, 11:57 PM
Banned for misspelling "Hippie". Previous poster too.

Banned for spelling correctly.

Diamond
06-17-2011, 12:17 AM
Banned for spelling correctly.

Banned for not caring about spelling correctly.

Juggernaut1981
06-17-2011, 03:44 AM
Banned for getting too many compasses to his name!

Ghostman
06-17-2011, 01:00 PM
Banned for getting too many compasses to his name!

Banned for compass-envy.

jtougas
06-17-2011, 01:39 PM
Banned for compass-envy.

Banned for keep this thread going..and going..and going.. :)

Diamond
06-17-2011, 01:41 PM
Banned for keep this thread going..and going..and going.. :)

Banned for lacking a silly-gene. :D

jtougas
06-17-2011, 01:44 PM
Banned for lacking a silly-gene. :D

Banned for encouraging gene "profiling" :)

bartmoss
06-17-2011, 04:14 PM
Banned for encouraging gene "profiling" :)

Banned for going Luddite on silly-gene technologies.

Juggernaut1981
06-18-2011, 05:26 AM
Banned for going Luddite on silly-gene technologies.
Banned for calling someone a Luddite!

walterful
06-19-2011, 12:34 AM
Banned for calling someone a Luddite!

Banned for besmirching the proud Luddite tradition.

Mark Oliva
06-19-2011, 02:44 AM
Banned for calling someone a Luddite!

Banned for posting after being banned.

Mark Oliva
06-19-2011, 02:45 AM
If we ban a female member, does that make her a ban-she?

OK. I'll ban myself for being punny.

Ghostman
06-19-2011, 04:12 AM
I'll ban myself for being punny.

BANNED for attempting to evade banning by the means of self-banning!

Juggernaut1981
06-19-2011, 06:36 AM
BANNED for attempting to evade banning by the means of self-banning!
Banned for banning someone who was exercising some self-analysis!

bartmoss
06-19-2011, 07:39 AM
Banned for banning someone who was exercising some self-analysis!

Banned for long ban reason.

Mark Oliva
06-19-2011, 11:52 PM
Banned for long ban reason.

Banned for having a mossy beard in Berlin.

LonewandererD
06-20-2011, 06:55 AM
Banned for having a mossy beard in Berlin.

Banned for trying to ban with a non-sequitor

-D-

bartmoss
06-20-2011, 07:51 AM
Banned for trying to ban with a non-sequitor

Banned for trying to invalidate the previous poster's ban attempt.

Juggernaut1981
06-20-2011, 06:15 PM
Banned for banning someone with a long ban. Karma for the win!

Mark Oliva
06-21-2011, 02:49 PM
Banned for banning someone with a long ban. Karma for the win!

Banned for OTing Karma and winning in a mapping forum. This thread has to do with maps, only maps and nothing but maps!

jtougas
06-21-2011, 02:51 PM
Banned for OTing Karma and winning in a mapping forum. This thread has to do with maps, only maps and nothing but maps!
Banned for posting a string of words that I have no understanding of. :)

bartmoss
06-21-2011, 02:59 PM
Banned for posting a string of words that I have no understanding of. :)

Banned for lack of reading comprehension.

Mark Oliva
06-22-2011, 12:17 AM
Banned for lack of reading comprehension.

Banned for reading things not worth comprehending. Nix für Ungut!

Hawksguard
06-22-2011, 09:30 PM
Banned for reading things not worth comprehending. Nix für Ungut!

Banned for flagrant usage of trema. Yes, umlaut is awesome but we can't have any of that in THIS thread.

Mark Oliva
06-22-2011, 11:37 PM
Banned for flagrant usage of trema. Yes, umlaut is awesome but we can't have any of that in THIS thread.

Banned for using the word "trema."

bartmoss
06-22-2011, 11:52 PM
Banned for using the word "trema."

Banned for attempted censorship.

RecklessEnthusiasm
06-23-2011, 12:03 AM
Banned for attempted censorship.

Banned for infringing on someone else's free speech under the guise of protecting freedom, or as I call it, "George Bushing him."

Mark Oliva
06-23-2011, 11:17 PM
Banned for infringing on someone else's free speech under the guise of protecting freedom, or as I call it, "George Bushing him."

Banned for mentioning you know who (who couldn't map the way to his own navel).

jtougas
06-24-2011, 12:08 AM
Banned for mentioning you know who (who couldn't map the way to his own navel).

Banned for "anatomical profiling" :)

NeonKnight
06-24-2011, 12:34 AM
Banned for "anatomical profiling" :)

affix BAN for adoption of prohibit 'E' in post.

Juggernaut1981
06-24-2011, 09:08 AM
affix BAN for adoption of prohibit 'E' in post.
Banned for prohibiting Es.

bartmoss
06-24-2011, 04:37 PM
Banned for prohibiting Es.

Banned for not supporting the War On Es.

Wannabehero
06-24-2011, 05:57 PM
Banned for not supporting the War On Es.

Banned for ruthless vowel-warmongering

Juggernaut1981
06-25-2011, 12:12 AM
Banned for ruthless vowel-warmongering
Banned for having ruths (hence why you're not ruthless)!

jbgibson
06-25-2011, 02:11 AM
Banned for having ruths (hence why you're not ruthless)!

Banned (punted) for excessive wordplay. While I'm at it Ruth gets banned too. Now the whole forum is ruthless.

bartmoss
06-25-2011, 03:23 AM
Banned (punted) for excessive wordplay. While I'm at it Ruth gets banned too. Now the whole forum is ruthless.

Banned for punning. (This was easy AND necessary.)

Mark Oliva
06-25-2011, 07:10 AM
Banned for punning. (This was easy AND necessary.)

Banned for not being punny.

Diamond
06-25-2011, 02:31 PM
Banned for not being punny.

Banned for having a name that makes me think of olives. (Which I'm currently out of.)

jtougas
06-25-2011, 02:48 PM
Banned for having a name that makes me think of olives. (Which I'm currently out of.)

Banned for making ME think of olives and pizza..and ice cream...Wha..? Oh yeah BANNED !! :)

bartmoss
06-25-2011, 03:47 PM
Banned for making ME think of olives and pizza..and ice cream...Wha..? Oh yeah BANNED !! :)

Banned for snacking while mapping.

Diamond
06-25-2011, 04:44 PM
Banned for snacking while mapping.

Banned for not needing fuel while mapping.

Juggernaut1981
06-25-2011, 06:17 PM
Banned for not needing fuel while mapping.
Banned for using petroleum while mapping.

waldronate
06-25-2011, 07:57 PM
Banned for using petroleum while mapping.

Banned for using petroleum-based snack foods.

NeonKnight
06-25-2011, 09:24 PM
Banned for using petroleum-based snack foods.

Banned for being anti petroleum!

Mark Oliva
06-25-2011, 11:46 PM
Banned for being anti petroleum!

Banned for not smoothing his ban with petroleum jelly.

Juggernaut1981
06-26-2011, 12:16 AM
Banned for not smoothing his ban with petroleum jelly.
Banned for a tangential reference to a Flaming Lips Song (i.e. She Don't Use Jelly)

bartmoss
06-26-2011, 02:27 AM
Banned for a tangential reference to a Flaming Lips Song (i.e. She Don't Use Jelly)

Banned for weird pop culture reference us old folks don't understand. Now get off my lawn.

Hai-Etlik
06-26-2011, 04:35 AM
Banned for weird pop culture reference us old folks don't understand. Now get off my lawn.

Banned for turfing people off his turf.

NeonKnight
06-26-2011, 08:24 AM
Banned for turfing people off his turf.

Banned for using turf twice in the same sentence.

Juggernaut1981
06-26-2011, 06:26 PM
Banned for using turf twice in the same sentence.
Banned for an abundance of aliteration.

Mark Oliva
06-26-2011, 11:07 PM
Banned for an abundance of aliteration.

Banned for placing a limit on change.

bartmoss
06-27-2011, 04:25 AM
Banned for placing a limit on change.

Banned for dreaming of a world without limits.

(I am amazed how much this thread keeps me amused....)

Clercon
06-27-2011, 06:00 AM
Banned for placing a limit on change.

Banned for dreaming of a world without limits.

(I am amazed how much this thread keeps me amused....)
Banned for being amazed by this thread!

Juggernaut1981
06-27-2011, 06:22 PM
Banned for being amazed by this thread!
Banned for 'typing-fail' of amused.

Mark Oliva
06-27-2011, 11:21 PM
Banned for dreaming of a world without limits.

(I am amazed how much this thread keeps me amused....)

Banned for narrow Prussian thinking. Nix für Ungut Nr. 2.

bartmoss
06-28-2011, 12:38 AM
Banned for narrow Prussian thinking. Nix für Ungut Nr. 2.

Banned for not following the game's rules (you are supposed to ban the previous poster).

NeonKnight
06-28-2011, 02:39 AM
Banned for not following the game's rules (you are supposed to ban the previous poster).

Banned for being a Rules Lawyer!

Ghostman
06-28-2011, 07:06 AM
Banned for being a Rules Lawyer!

Banned for being a rules anarchist!

bartmoss
06-28-2011, 01:17 PM
Banned for being a rules anarchist!


Banned for being a Rules Lawyer!


Banned for not agreeing.

Juggernaut1981
06-28-2011, 06:15 PM
Banned for not agreeing.
Banned for being disagreeable.

NeonKnight
06-28-2011, 06:39 PM
Banned for being disagreeable.

Banned for being Complacent.

Mark Oliva
06-28-2011, 11:41 PM
Banned for not following the game's rules (you are supposed to ban the previous poster).

Banned for following the game's rules ... a result of more narrow Prussian thinking. Nix für Ungut Nr. 3.

LonewandererD
06-29-2011, 07:39 AM
Banned for following the game's rules ... a result of more narrow Prussian thinking. Nix für Ungut Nr. 3.

Banned for mentioning the game and not saying "I lose".

-D-

Mark Oliva
06-29-2011, 02:35 PM
Banned for mentioning the game and not saying "I lose".-D-

Banned for mentioning the game while banning for mentioning the game.

Juggernaut1981
06-29-2011, 11:38 PM
Banned for mentioning the game while banning for mentioning the game.
Banned for not losing the game by comparing the previous poster to Hitler or Nazi Germany.

bartmoss
06-30-2011, 12:31 AM
Banned for not losing the game by comparing the previous poster to Hitler or Nazi Germany.

Banned for inversely invoking Godwin's Law.

Hai-Etlik
06-30-2011, 03:47 AM
Banned for inversely invoking Godwin's Law.

Banned for thinking that Godwin's Law is a law in the legal sense rather than in the scientific sense. It's an observation on the probability of a comparison involving Nazis, not a rule about what should happen when such a comparison is made.

Mark Oliva
06-30-2011, 11:16 PM
Banned for thinking that Godwin's Law is a law in the legal sense rather than in the scientific sense. It's an observation on the probability of a comparison involving Nazis, not a rule about what should happen when such a comparison is made.

Banned for explaining something.

Hawksguard
07-01-2011, 02:02 AM
Banned for explaining something.

Banned inexplicably.

Juggernaut1981
07-01-2011, 02:19 AM
Banned inexplicably.
Banned because I'm not quite apathetic enough to not do it.

bartmoss
07-01-2011, 04:08 AM
Banned because I'm not quite apathetic enough to not do it.

Banned to increase your apathy.

Juggernaut1981
07-01-2011, 05:25 AM
Banned to increase your apathy.
Banned due to an increase in my contrariness.

Ghostman
07-01-2011, 09:34 AM
Banned due to an increase in my contrariness.

Banned to increase my postcount! kekekekekeke ^___^

walterful
07-01-2011, 04:11 PM
Banned to increase my postcount! kekekekekeke ^___^

Banned for postcount envy; it's not about size, but what you do with it that matters.

Mark Oliva
07-02-2011, 01:12 AM
Banned for postcount envy; it's not about size, but what you do with it that matters.

Banned for posting a ban with content.

waldronate
07-02-2011, 04:04 PM
Banned for posting a ban with content.

Bantastic!

Mark Oliva
07-03-2011, 01:54 AM
Bantastic!

Banned for a banless ban. Banal!

bartmoss
07-03-2011, 03:54 AM
Banned for a banless ban. Banal!

Banned for grabbing at straws.

Juggernaut1981
07-04-2011, 02:59 AM
Banned for grabbing at straws.
Banned for not letting us drink from our glass bottles in a polite demure way!

gilgamec
07-04-2011, 01:47 PM
Banned for not letting us drink from our glass bottles in a polite demure way!
Banned for still posting despite having been banned an astounding twenty-two times already.

Master TMO
07-04-2011, 02:18 PM
Banned for being a b(e)an-counter.

Mark Oliva
07-04-2011, 03:45 PM
Banned for being a b(e)an-counter.

Banned for the totally unacceptable act of banning!

bartmoss
07-05-2011, 07:31 AM
Banned for the totally unacceptable act of banning!

Banned because I am bored.

sigurdbjohansson
07-05-2011, 09:56 AM
Banned because I am bored.

You Sir, are to be banned because you are bored!

Mark Oliva
07-05-2011, 11:23 PM
You Sir, are to be banned because you are bored!

Banned for not being bored.

Juggernaut1981
07-05-2011, 11:45 PM
Banned for not being bored.
Banned because it is not the Vernal Equinox.

Hai-Etlik
07-06-2011, 12:36 AM
Banned because it is not the Vernal Equinox.

Banned for being one of those upside down southern hemisphere types.

Mark Oliva
07-06-2011, 02:46 PM
Banned for being one of those upside down southern hemisphere types.

Banned for standing on your feet instead of your head.

Diamond
07-06-2011, 10:53 PM
Banned for standing on your feet instead of your head.

Banned for re-purposing heads.

Mark Oliva
07-06-2011, 11:18 PM
Banned for re-purposing heads.

Banned for depurposing feet.

bartmoss
07-08-2011, 08:51 AM
Banned for depurposing feet.

Banned for stifling innovative use of body parts.

walterful
07-08-2011, 11:18 AM
Banned for stifling innovative use of body parts.

OH, THE HU-BAN-ITY!

(Also, hilarious that I'm saying that to someone in Germany)

Ghostman
07-08-2011, 01:06 PM
OH, THE HU-BAN-ITY!
Banned for incredibly lame pun (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun).

bartmoss
07-08-2011, 01:19 PM
Banned for incredibly lame pun (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun).

Banned for having to link to an explanation of incredibly lame puns.

Mark Oliva
07-08-2011, 11:50 PM
Banned for having to link to an explanation of incredibly lame puns.

Banned for unabashed punditry.

bartmoss
07-10-2011, 07:16 AM
Banned for unabashed punditry.

Banned for trying to have the last word.

vman3force
07-10-2011, 09:12 PM
Banned for trying to have the last word.

Banned because the stars were in the wrong alignment

Mark Oliva
07-11-2011, 01:09 AM
Banned because the stars were in the wrong alignment

Banned for forumizing John Galt. Pfui Teifi, as one says here.

Ghostman
07-11-2011, 09:48 AM
Banned for forumizing John Galt. Pfui Teifi, as one says here.

Banned for making references I don't get :x

Mark Oliva
07-11-2011, 02:13 PM
Banned for making references I don't get :x

Banned for not getting the references I made.

Arcana
07-11-2011, 02:29 PM
Banned for not getting the references I made.

Banned because the inactive admin decided to be active and do some admin work...banning sounded good.

Arcana
07-11-2011, 06:52 PM
Banned because the inactive admin decided to be active and do some admin work...banning sounded good.

Banned due to inactivity.

Sent from my Droid using Tapatalk

Aenigma
07-11-2011, 06:54 PM
banned because you used Tapatalk.

bartmoss
07-12-2011, 12:27 AM
banned because you used Tapatalk.

Banned for failing to quote previous post.

Gallifreyan
07-13-2011, 06:57 PM
Banned for failing to quote previous post.
Banned to bump this thread.

bartmoss
07-14-2011, 12:42 AM
Banned to bump this thread.

Banned for bumping this thread. (Okay, you had to see that one coming.)

Mark Oliva
07-14-2011, 07:53 AM
Banned for banning bumping and bumped for bumping banning.

Aenigma
07-14-2011, 08:00 AM
Banned for banning bumping and bumped for bumping banning.

banned for... eh, what?

Gallifreyan
07-14-2011, 08:44 AM
banned for... eh, what?
Banned for not knowing why you are banning.

bartmoss
07-14-2011, 03:20 PM
Banned for not knowing why you are banning.

Banned for assuming we need a reason.

vman3force
07-14-2011, 10:01 PM
Banned for assuming we need a reason.

Banned for reasons unknown

vman3force
07-14-2011, 10:04 PM
Banned for reasons unknown

Banned for banning himself (conundrum!)

Diamond
07-15-2011, 02:22 AM
Banned for banning himself (conundrum!)
Banned for destroying the space-time continuum.

flocko
07-15-2011, 03:16 AM
Banned for destroying the space-time continuum.
Banned for implying that the space-time continuum was destroyed.

Mark Oliva
07-16-2011, 02:29 AM
Banned for implying that the space-time continuum was destroyed.

Banned for spreading the heretic gospel of the space-time continuum.

Diamond
07-16-2011, 03:45 AM
Banned for spreading the heretic gospel of the space-time continuum.
Banned for being the Spanish Inquisition.

bartmoss
07-16-2011, 03:54 AM
Banned for being the Spanish Inquisition.

Banned for not expecting the Spanish Inquisition. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Juggernaut1981
07-16-2011, 05:17 AM
Banned for not expecting the Spanish Inquisition. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Banned for invoking comfy chairs.

LonewandererD
07-16-2011, 05:35 AM
Banned for invoking comfy chairs.

Banned for continuing an overused albeit funny python reference.

-D-

Juggernaut1981
07-16-2011, 08:50 PM
Banned for continuing an overused albeit funny python reference.

-D-

Banned for mixing comedy with scripting languages.

Mark Oliva
07-17-2011, 12:49 AM
Banned for mixing comedy with scripting languages.

Banned for discussing OT scripting languages in a comedy forum.

vman3force
07-17-2011, 02:09 AM
Banned for discussing OT scripting languages in a comedy forum.

Banned because a ban is a serious affair.

bartmoss
07-17-2011, 02:29 AM
Banned because a ban is a serious affair.

Banned for being too serious about banning.

Aenigma
07-17-2011, 05:44 AM
Banned for being too serious about banning.

Banned for implying that banning isn't a serious affair.

Juggernaut1981
07-17-2011, 06:53 AM
Banned for implying that banning isn't a serious affair.
Banned for having serious affairs! (Someone should tell his wife!)

bartmoss
07-17-2011, 11:05 AM
Banned for having serious affairs! (Someone should tell his wife!)

Banned for encouraging squealing.

Aenigma
07-17-2011, 02:29 PM
Banned for encouraging squealing.

banned for banning him before I could ban him for saying I had a wife when I'm not married or anything!

Hungry Donner
07-17-2011, 11:08 PM
banned for banning him before I could ban him for saying I had a wife when I'm not married or anything!
Banned for awkward sentence structure, and poor (non-existant) comma use.

Mark Oliva
07-17-2011, 11:27 PM
Banned for awkward sentence structure, and poor (non-existant) comma use.

Banned for misspelling existent.

Gallifreyan
07-17-2011, 11:53 PM
Banned for misspelling existent.
Banned for being a spelling/grammar nazi.

bartmoss
07-18-2011, 01:25 AM
Banned for being a spelling/grammar nazi.

Banned for extinguishing the flame of spelling freedom.