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töff
08-07-2008, 09:50 PM
"An attractive Chinese woman approaches ... asking if I need a massage. I don’t need a massage; I need a map."

from http://ngm.typepad.com/editors_note/chris_johns/index.html

jaerdaph
08-08-2008, 10:11 AM
"An attractive Chinese woman approaches ... asking if I need a massage. I don’t need a massage; I need a map."


I hope that story had a... happy ending.

:lol:

Sorry, couldn't resist.

töff
08-08-2008, 12:05 PM
It did ... if he got a map.

Sigurd
08-08-2008, 01:17 PM
Perhaps she was more persuasive than useful :)

Steel General
08-08-2008, 02:38 PM
Hmmm..an attractive chinese woman offering a massage, I might be in trouble and forget about the map. :D

Ascension
08-08-2008, 04:44 PM
I'd probably need a map just to figure out what to DO with an attractive Chinese woman offering a massage ;)

Turgenev
08-08-2008, 07:00 PM
I always liked the Steven Wright quote, "I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."

gimil*
08-09-2008, 07:38 AM
"Have a good day. May you maps be mappy"

That one always made me chuckle, said by our community manager over a conquerclub.com