View Full Version : Whats in your ultimate Kings Castle?

01-07-2010, 05:26 PM
Same as last time, but this time its a kings castle.

01-07-2010, 06:03 PM
A dirty rascal.

01-07-2010, 06:29 PM
Lots of secret passages to get from one level/room to another without having to be seen. Especially one that goes from the bedchamber to another bedchamber for the king's uh....entertainment.

You also have to have a secret passage to exit the castle in case it is ever lost to invaders. Preferably near horses or a ship for a rapid getaway.

01-07-2010, 08:59 PM
Mine just has to have a warm room, comfy chair, and some books- I'm a simple man :)

01-07-2010, 09:39 PM
swords, mead, an' wenches sounds good to me.

Edit: oh and a 72" plasma screen TV, full surround sound, and a large leather lazy boy.

Steel General
01-08-2010, 07:49 AM
A huge harem...and a toilet.

01-08-2010, 08:34 AM
An obstacle course la Takeshi's Castle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcV27u4U1Dw). :lol:

01-10-2010, 12:42 AM
A huge harem...and a toilet.

you with your toilets.

01-10-2010, 02:12 PM
Don't forget the throne room, the banquet hall, the kitchen and food storage areas to feed the people in the banquet hall, a source of water in case of siege, and a guard post that watches the gate mechanism so that the alarm gets sounded when the daring rebel climbs the castle wall to let in his ragtag band of misfits.

01-10-2010, 05:13 PM
As long as I can have an extensive library, I'll deal with the chamber pot...


Steel General
01-11-2010, 08:00 AM
you with your toilets.

Well, there are thrones and there are "thrones" :D

01-11-2010, 11:30 PM
Well, there are thrones and there are "thrones" :D

GM: "As you walk towards the kings throne you notice it has a big hole in the middle. As you get closer you notice a smell coming from it and a roll of parchment to the side of it."

Character 1: "Did somebody kill the king and stash the body down the hole"

Character 2: " That don't smell like no dead bodies. I've my my share of dead bodies, so I should know.

Character 3: "Hey this roll of parchment only has the word "Charmin" written on it."

01-12-2010, 10:57 AM
Character 3: "Hey this roll of parchment only has the word "Charmin" written on it."

It's a magical scroll with a Charmin' spell on it!

El Bob
01-17-2010, 12:06 AM
You have to have a garden maze.

01-22-2010, 08:56 AM
A MC Esher room, take that gravity >:)