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someguy
01-07-2010, 04:26 PM
Same as last time, but this time its a kings castle.

Ramah
01-07-2010, 05:03 PM
A dirty rascal.

Jaxilon
01-07-2010, 05:29 PM
Lots of secret passages to get from one level/room to another without having to be seen. Especially one that goes from the bedchamber to another bedchamber for the king's uh....entertainment.

You also have to have a secret passage to exit the castle in case it is ever lost to invaders. Preferably near horses or a ship for a rapid getaway.

Ascension
01-07-2010, 07:59 PM
Mine just has to have a warm room, comfy chair, and some books- I'm a simple man :)

Rythal
01-07-2010, 08:39 PM
swords, mead, an' wenches sounds good to me.




Edit: oh and a 72" plasma screen TV, full surround sound, and a large leather lazy boy.

Steel General
01-08-2010, 06:49 AM
A huge harem...and a toilet.

Ghostman
01-08-2010, 07:34 AM
An obstacle course la Takeshi's Castle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcV27u4U1Dw). :lol:

someguy
01-09-2010, 11:42 PM
A huge harem...and a toilet.

you with your toilets.

rdanhenry
01-10-2010, 01:12 PM
Don't forget the throne room, the banquet hall, the kitchen and food storage areas to feed the people in the banquet hall, a source of water in case of siege, and a guard post that watches the gate mechanism so that the alarm gets sounded when the daring rebel climbs the castle wall to let in his ragtag band of misfits.

jaerdaph
01-10-2010, 04:13 PM
As long as I can have an extensive library, I'll deal with the chamber pot...

:)

Steel General
01-11-2010, 07:00 AM
you with your toilets.

Well, there are thrones and there are "thrones" :D

JoeyD473
01-11-2010, 10:30 PM
Well, there are thrones and there are "thrones" :D

GM: "As you walk towards the kings throne you notice it has a big hole in the middle. As you get closer you notice a smell coming from it and a roll of parchment to the side of it."

Character 1: "Did somebody kill the king and stash the body down the hole"

Character 2: " That don't smell like no dead bodies. I've my my share of dead bodies, so I should know.

Character 3: "Hey this roll of parchment only has the word "Charmin" written on it."

jaerdaph
01-12-2010, 09:57 AM
Character 3: "Hey this roll of parchment only has the word "Charmin" written on it."

It's a magical scroll with a Charmin' spell on it!

El Bob
01-16-2010, 11:06 PM
You have to have a garden maze.

LonewandererD
01-22-2010, 07:56 AM
A MC Esher room, take that gravity >:)

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