View Full Version : Cheating on my wife.

03-26-2010, 12:06 PM
I know it is destined to happen.

I am going to become some kind of famous cartographer that everyone knows... and sooner or later, the tabloids will dig up my dirty little secrets...

...my on and off relationship with my wacom tablet...

...my growing love for inkscape...

...and my long-term love afair with wilbur...

Everything will end up going to hell, my wife will leave me... I'll have to do numerous interviews in which I state how much I've screwed up and how no one can be as dissapointed in myself as I am... My wife will take me back.. only tentatively... and all the subjects of my love affairs will have had their 15 mins of fame...

Its going to happen... I just hope the guys here at Cartographers guild will have compassion and forgive me when it does...

03-26-2010, 12:54 PM
Thankfully, it seems that you have a plan, which is far more than many people can say.

03-26-2010, 04:54 PM
I'll just say that I'm tired of all the Loogie questions and that I just want to get back to mapping and talking about mapping...we're glad to have him back because it helps The Guild with viewership and such.

03-26-2010, 05:29 PM
:) your words make me laugh

03-26-2010, 05:39 PM
as do yours.

famous cartographer that everyone knows

seemingly a contradiction of statements. ;)

03-26-2010, 09:20 PM
I thought it was more repetitively redundant.

03-26-2010, 09:47 PM
I thought we all cheated on our wives in this way!

03-27-2010, 01:17 AM
I like to think of it more along the lines of cheating on my tablet when i go out for dinner with my wife :P

03-27-2010, 08:29 AM
lololol!!! brilliant!

Steel General
03-27-2010, 10:32 AM
A sad thing it is when one must deceive one's tablet, to go out to dinner with the spouse. :)

03-27-2010, 06:49 PM
I have an open relationship with my tablet....although it does need soothing from time to time :)

03-27-2010, 08:50 PM
haha i believe my relationship is leaning that way as well

03-27-2010, 11:46 PM
How can my wife compete! She'll never have the levels of sensitivity.

Greason Wolfe
03-28-2010, 02:28 AM
Hrmmmmm . . .

I don't have a wife or a tablet, where does that leave me?

03-28-2010, 08:08 AM
You might have to rent a Wacom bamboo from time to time, Greason, but make sure your virus protection is in place.

03-28-2010, 09:15 AM
You should be able to find a motel out on the turnpike that offers free wifi connection too :)

04-01-2010, 02:11 AM
Hrmmmmm . . .

I don't have a wife or a tablet, where does that leave me?

I just got my first tablet yesterday and I'm loving it. You can get a refurbished Babmoo on Amazon for only $47. I figured for that price, it was worth trying out, so you may want to consider a similar low-investment introductory strategy.

As far as getting a wife goes, you're on your own there...

04-01-2010, 03:16 AM
Have a wife, so maybe I shouldn't be looking at tablets on the internet... but they look so damn fine ;)

04-01-2010, 03:41 AM
lol! cartography pr0n :)