<smoke filled room appears to be a college dorm room, beer cans all over the place and music playing quietly in the background>
"Ok, ok, ok... "
"You take an asparagus right? Then, then get this... "
*takes another drag*
"You've got Yoda and Kermit de Frog see?... "
*takes still another drag*
"Now combine them all together... "
*moves hands in big circular motions*
"And then, and then... "
*takes final drag*
"You put a sword on his back! Is that friggin' awesome or what?"
<riotous laughter ensues>
Good stuff Don!