(image courtesy of boingboing gadgets) From the first-edition Dungeon Master's Guide
DM: Ok Percy, make a Saving Throw against Wanton Wenches!
Percy: Damn, I only get a 4 against those (rolls Dice), Darn, only a 6!
DM: Haha, Percy, your living up to your name! The Wanton Wench Sidles up to you, and.....YOU WET YOUR PANTS!!!
Sorry, couldn't resist after reading the PC's Card
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that is so funny, I read that on Boing, Boing and that's exactly where I got the idea from. Did you read the bit where the guy said: I've been trying to roll a 66-75 for most of my life..
All this talk of adolesents with "a mental focus issue" and still learning how to play reminds me of a little story. I still cringe when I recall walking past a table at the game store I used to own.
"So the gay ogres grab you."
I kept walking and never walked past them again.