Crap on toast!
I just had a thunderously good idea for this challenge! In fact, it would make a damn intriguing gallery oil painting . . . the kind with curb appeal and enough edge to get you noticed.
But that means stretching a canvas, hiring models, weeks of work . . . I'm way too far behind on my existing fine art pieces to wander into another cartography challenge so soon. Damn you all back to the depths of the underworld, you diabolical enticers! You surely exist just to torment me!
But, someday, the painting could be very cool!