Is this where the beer's at?
Oh? No? Well then, my mistake.
But since I'm here I may as well introduce myself.
Before I do, you're sure I'm in the wrong place? I swear there were some oaken barrels in a room off the hall down there—you're sure, you say?
Okay. My name's Brendan. As an aspiring writer who has never had much luck with the mapmaking aspect of the trade, it was the delight of my year to discover this website. Mayhaps even the delight of my past two years, but I shan't commit myself to such a bold statement just yet.
I look forward to perusing your many aisles, fingering your wares, and muttering disdainful remarks.