Your objective is to ban the poster above you from the forums for whatever reason you deem fit. And don't forget to quote the previous ban. As long as it's cordial, in the spirit of the TOS and funny...

Example:

Poster 1: "Game starting post."
Poster 2: "Banned for starting the stupidest game in existance."
Poster 3: "Banned for spelling "existence" wrong."
Poster 4: "Banned for being a spelling/grammar nazi."
Etc. Etc.

Anyway, let the game begin!