March Entry: Timmy's Random Dungeon

[alucard339]

Hi timmy,

I've thought about your mini problem and I finally found one for my archer.

I dress him up for the future, once he found the crossbow of mass carnage and the helm of true seeing.

hope you like him,
Aru.

P.S.: did you find any other players?

[terrainmonkey]

hey!

that gives me a great idea! i didn't think about using my castle lego peices.

so my ssiter rolled up a character. she wants to be a princess of the faries. i told her she could only be a wizard or a warrior or a cleric bu she cried until i said yeah. she's only 10. mom said i should let her play even though i wanted to stay by the rules but mom said i should be nice and not make her play by the rules.

so she's got a 18 charisma and owns a castle. but i told her a dragon stole her crown and she has to find it. she wants it back.

and my best freind wants to play a fighter with a two handed sword and when i told him you were 4th level he said he wanted to be 4th too. and he said he would be married to the farie princess but she doesn't like him so there's not much of a chance that it will happen. so it looks like it will be you, my freind, my little sister, and me as the DM. we'll meet on saturday at my house and play in the basement where my dad has his bar set up. mom bought a bunch of jolt cola and doritos which are my favorite, and twizzlers, which are my favorite snack and we can have fun then.

i'll show you the characters when you get here. thanks for giving me the character sheets. i'll see you later.

[NeonKnight]

Hey Timmy! I heard yer playing some D&D this weekend. I have a really cool character. Lord Death the Fighter! Yeah, I totally rolled all those 18's! Fer Sure! My Cousin was watching me and he could not believe all the 18's I rolled!

So can I play too?

[alucard339]

Hey Timmy! I heard yer playing some D&D this weekend. I have a really cool character. Lord Death the Fighter! Yeah, I totally rolled all those 18's! Fer Sure! My Cousin was watching me and he could not believe all the 18's I rolled!

So can I play too?

For my part, I do see a real big error, if not some treachery:
Half-orc CANNOT get 25 in comeliness. Absolutely NOT (MAX 14).

So do some correction and you can come play for my part:

Comeliness back to 14; AC down to -6 (cause u miss a point) and correct the spelling error (it GRATE axe)

See U at the table,
Aru.

P.S.: what will be ur Miniature???

[Badger]

ohhhhh!!!

I wanna play 2... I love dnd, I got my charcter all redy to go, my big bro dmd for him, he's a barbrian and luvs to fight

[NeonKnight]

For my part, I do see a real big error, if not some treachery:
Half-orc CANNOT get 25 in comeliness. Absolutely NOT (MAX 14).

So do some correction and you can come play for my part:

Comeliness back to 14; AC down to -6 (cause u miss a point) and correct the spelling error (it GRATE axe)

See U at the table,
Aru.

P.S.: what will be ur Miniature???

He had a ring of three wishes. My cousin's friend was the DM when I found it

I'll find a totally awesome mini!

[The Cartographist]

LOL - You people are all sick. SICK! Every single one of you...

[alucard339]

LOL - You people are all sick. SICK! Every single one of you...

Nah old man,

it is you that is the problem, You've lost ur inner child....

YOU are NOW a LOST SOUL cursed & damned by the society to get old and crumble to dust.
(poor u)

But I talked with my friends on an emergency reunion (this morning) and we've have found a remove curse scroll.

The only problem is that you must use it before the next full moon or your inner you will be forever lost

I post the scroll for u,

Aru.