Okay, no i've your attention, i wanna say hello!

I'm a retired rocketpilot and always looking for new exiting hobbies. i tested apnoe diving and bear wrestling but i'm allergic to oxygen deficiency and i don't wanna hurt more bears. So here i'm seeking for the ultimate thrill!
I like long walks in parks and girls who don't bite. I love writing weird posting in forums and don't really read all the stuff other ppl wrote.

Anyway, i'm looking forward to pick up some basics, so i hope you don't insta ban me for the strange topic and/or the stuff i wrote above!