Reminds me of a job I did for a local Credit Union - each year they produce an employee cookbook, getting recipes from employee to fill the book.
One lady who apparently does not cook at all, but was still required to enter a recipe created: M&M salad.
Open a bag of plain M&Ms and a bag of peanut M&Ms pour into a large bowl, gently toss until evenly mixed, then serve at room temperature! That's it.
I printed the cookbook and I know that that recipe is in there - too funny!
PS: though I can and have cooked, that recipe isn't too far off for something I'd offer, so I won't!