I know it is destined to happen.

I am going to become some kind of famous cartographer that everyone knows... and sooner or later, the tabloids will dig up my dirty little secrets...

...my on and off relationship with my wacom tablet...

...my growing love for inkscape...

...and my long-term love afair with wilbur...

Everything will end up going to hell, my wife will leave me... I'll have to do numerous interviews in which I state how much I've screwed up and how no one can be as dissapointed in myself as I am... My wife will take me back.. only tentatively... and all the subjects of my love affairs will have had their 15 mins of fame...

Its going to happen... I just hope the guys here at Cartographers guild will have compassion and forgive me when it does...