The Quintessential Hello!

[arsheesh]

So then, do you subscribe to the citric existentialist dogma that "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"? Well, in any event you have come to the right place to indulge those desires which are the chagrin of your girlfriend. Look forward to seeing some of your work.

Cheers,
-Arsheesh

[Dark_Lemon]

Thanks for the warm reception, all!

So then, do you subscribe to the citric existentialist dogma that "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"?

No, I'm afraid I'm a Cave Johnson devotee:

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

After all, science without results is just witchcraft.