The one thing I really loved was the way you say "Wacom tablet" because it sounds like you could beat down some Moles with it. You pronounce 'whack-em' tablet which reminds me of 'whack-a-mole' (an arcade game). I have been saying 'way-com' tablet which also sounds funny because it sounds like it comes from Professor Peabody's Way-back-machine.

Ok, this pretty much proves I see life like a cartoon.

And for the record, you speak very good English. I have worked with a lot of people from around the world and you are clear and understandable. I'm sure you would get nothing out of me if I tried to speak your native tongue!