Since I have to practice for my upcoming translation exam, you're lucky. This is what it reads:
Über Debil Ortschaft - Over Moronic Village
Idioten Herzlich Willkommen - Idiots Most Welcome
Plunderberg - Junk Mountain
Frühkohlberg - Early Cabbage Mountain
Wasserkopfstaadt - Hydrocephalus City
Dummstaadt - Stupid City
Schnarchengaard - Snore Garden
Trottelgard - Dumbass Garden
Kartoffel Siedlung - Potatoe Settlement
and the two rivers:
Alberne Witze - Foolish Jokes
Ich bin ein Butterfertiger - no real sentence, the word butterfertiger doesn't exist
Maybe now you understand why looking at the map made me very puzzled.