I want a map of Earth, but as cartographers, explorers, philosophers, and writers throughout the ages have got it wrong.

  1. Earth should be flat. Ships who get too close the edge should literally expect to fall off.
  2. Atlantis should be somewhere as another continent.
  3. California should be an island.
  4. Hy-Brazil and other mythical islands really do exist.
  5. Nortwest passage should cut through Canada.
  6. The Fountain of Youth should be in Florida.
  7. The Seven Cities of Gold are somewhere in the American Southwest.
  8. As many other misconceptions and historical cartographic mistakes as possible.
  9. Everything should exist as realistically as possible on one map--as if this was Earth in a parallel universe.