I feel like I'm having my leg pulled here...
When he started talking about returning the shavings to the client, I lost it. And every time he pulled out a weird object and was like "Why do I have this," I almost feel like he was just given the box by someone and had to explain the crap in it and had no clue. I lost it again at "Just under $1000"
I rub my mechanical pencils on rough paper to make them sharp though. I didn't know they made sharpeners for them!