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Jaybee Gibsons - grayer and hairier than the related Gibbon family. These primates will be silent and motionless for days at a time, then will chatter incessantly, almost seeming to make sense. Note the chalkboard over on the left of the cage - the senior Jaybee enjoys scribbling and erasing and scribbling and erasing and scribbling and erasing... you get the idea. Do not feed these - some are already taking on the shape of an ourangutang. Future plans are for exercise bars the inhabitants will have to negotiate to get food.
Me reading this: Hm? I don't remember that. I thought I read all the side text. Wait did he say the sign? What sign?... Oh.

In my defense it's 3 am here.