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    Thanks for the warm welcome!

    P.S. It's a conspiracy: kobolds are smarter than they say they are, that's why they have epic traps.
    I assumed that kobolds just recklessly move into abandoned dungeons and crypts for the hell of it.

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    I assumed that kobolds just recklessly move into abandoned dungeons and crypts for the hell of it.
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    Note: A Gelatinous Cube moves through the entire facility once per day. Guests and Residents risk being digested.

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