Quote Originally Posted by rdanhenry View Post
what overarching reason will the world have for Dark Doomland of the Angst-Ridden Vampires lying in close proximity to Happy Sunshine Teddy Bear Valley
As it turns out, Sunshine Teddy Bears are the natural predators of vampires and other sunshine-sensitive undead. The vampires are angst-ridden because of the high predation rates and uncertainty about their future in the face of terrifyingly cheerful raids.