HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DM: Ok Percy, make a Saving Throw against Wanton Wenches!

Percy: Damn, I only get a 4 against those (rolls Dice), Darn, only a 6!

DM: Haha, Percy, your living up to your name! The Wanton Wench Sidles up to you, and.....YOU WET YOUR PANTS!!!


Sorry, couldn't resist after reading the PC's Card