March Entry: Timmy's Random Dungeon

[terrainmonkey]

Okay, TM, you already won one Challenge--let the rest of us have a chance, will ya?

don't worry don. if i win i'll be surprised. there's so many others that are so much better. i can't wait to see all the entries. this one is going to be a tight race. there's so many out there that are better than mine. yes, i'll be honored if i win, but come on.... i've got nothing on some of the others. i probably won't even vote for myself, the others are just that good.

[pyrandon]

Holy carnie corn, Alu--that was a freaking riot (and tm's response only iced the cake!) hahahahaa

[alucard339]

Back again,

I made some changes to Lego(tm) Last:
- first I let him sleep at an inn to get is HP back.
- second in town he saw a little person call Tassleoff of something like that, who sold him is +2 dagger for 5 gp + the map of our last dungeon.
- third I readjust the THAC0 for the sling so it use the Dex attack no-bonus.
- Fourth, You should remember that elves got +2 to comeliness due to sharp magical look and their funny hears.

Lastly, daddy doesn’t want me to use is computer again this week (a little bit of jus on it, so what...).
So you will have to do your sis char and the other player from the guild will have to take 10 minutes before the game to redo their heroes.
Hope to see them soon in case there is some errors. Did U call Pyrou & ana, to come and play, since they talked to you about this senario.

Ciao,
Aru jr.

[RobA]

THAC0 THAC0 THAC0 THAC0 THAC0 THAC0 THAC0 THAC0 THAC0

(I love saying that...)

THAC0 THAC0 THAC0 THAC0 THAC0 THAC0 THAC0 THAC0 THAC0

-Rob A>

(sorry - lack of sleep.... now returning you to your regularly scheduled reminiscence)

[alucard339]

Hi timmy,

I've thought about your mini problem and I finally found one for my archer.

I dress him up for the future, once he found the crossbow of mass carnage and the helm of true seeing.

hope you like him,
Aru.

P.S.: did you find any other players?

[terrainmonkey]

hey!

that gives me a great idea! i didn't think about using my castle lego peices.

so my ssiter rolled up a character. she wants to be a princess of the faries. i told her she could only be a wizard or a warrior or a cleric bu she cried until i said yeah. she's only 10. mom said i should let her play even though i wanted to stay by the rules but mom said i should be nice and not make her play by the rules.

so she's got a 18 charisma and owns a castle. but i told her a dragon stole her crown and she has to find it. she wants it back.

and my best freind wants to play a fighter with a two handed sword and when i told him you were 4th level he said he wanted to be 4th too. and he said he would be married to the farie princess but she doesn't like him so there's not much of a chance that it will happen. so it looks like it will be you, my freind, my little sister, and me as the DM. we'll meet on saturday at my house and play in the basement where my dad has his bar set up. mom bought a bunch of jolt cola and doritos which are my favorite, and twizzlers, which are my favorite snack and we can have fun then.

i'll show you the characters when you get here. thanks for giving me the character sheets. i'll see you later.

[NeonKnight]

Hey Timmy! I heard yer playing some D&D this weekend. I have a really cool character. Lord Death the Fighter! Yeah, I totally rolled all those 18's! Fer Sure! My Cousin was watching me and he could not believe all the 18's I rolled!

So can I play too?