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    "An attractive Chinese woman approaches ... asking if I need a massage. I don’t need a massage; I need a map."

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    Quote Originally Posted by töff View Post
    "An attractive Chinese woman approaches ... asking if I need a massage. I don’t need a massage; I need a map."
    I hope that story had a... happy ending.



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    It did ... if he got a map.

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    Perhaps she was more persuasive than useful

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    Hmmm..an attractive chinese woman offering a massage, I might be in trouble and forget about the map.
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    I'd probably need a map just to figure out what to DO with an attractive Chinese woman offering a massage
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    I always liked the Steven Wright quote, "I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."
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    "Have a good day. May you maps be mappy"

    That one always made me chuckle, said by our community manager over a conquerclub.com

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